Flood relief
Great headline on this JTA brief:
Iowa Jews minimally affected by flooding
Which reminds me of a joke I once heard Fran Drescher tell:
A Jewish American, um, young lady is visiting Florence and stops in to see Michelango’s David statue. She’s alone in the gallery, and as she draws near the giant marble, she brushes a speck from its big toe. At that moment, the statue creaks, tilts, and crashes to the ground, breaking into a thousand pieces. As the guards come running, the woman declares, “Don’t worry, I’m all right! I’m all right!”
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June 16th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Or the classic fake NY Daily News headline:
5 NYers die as Moscow nuked