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Great headline on this JTA brief:

Iowa Jews minimally affected by flooding

Which reminds me of a joke I once heard Fran Drescher tell:

A Jewish American, um, young lady is visiting Florence and stops in to see Michelango’s David statue. She’s alone in the gallery, and as she draws near the giant marble, she brushes a speck from its big toe. At that moment, the statue creaks, tilts, and crashes to the ground, breaking into a thousand pieces. As the guards come running, the woman declares, “Don’t worry, I’m all right! I’m all right!”