Jonathan Mark of The Jewish Week suggests why Sarah Palin is like a Chabad Rebbetzin. It’s all about those nannyish feminists:
She reminds me of about a thousand different Chabad shluchot (the rebbe’s women representatives). She’s seems friendly, sexy (forgive me) in an Orthodox way, with that magnetism, optimism, and accessibility that has made Chabad shluchot successful in 5,000 different locales, even though they are almost always considerably more right-wing — religiously and politically — than their congregants and financial supporters.
I guess we can forgive him his libido — but what about his not-so-subtly coded sexism and disdain for Jewish women who don’t fit a nicely passive “traditional” Jewish model? Check it out:
Who would you rather have a cup of coffee with on a bungalow porch, a cup that can turn into a three-hour conversation, Sarah Palin or Nancy Pelosi?
Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton come across like the Queen of Spades of a nanny state; school marms of a school you don’t want to go to. Pelosi, in particular, seems like one of those Sisterhood program chairs from a suburban temple whose calls you don’t want to answer.
Wow: Ridiculing “pushy” women AND non-Orthodox Jews. That’s a two-fer. Could he get any more condescending? Oh wait, yes, he can:
There are others outside of Chabad who know how to do it, too. Blu Greenberg, for one, the godmother of Orthodox feminism, is as smart and wise as anyone I’ve ever met, but like a Chabad woman she doesn’t enter a room like she wants you to know what she got on her SATs (or BJEs). Her voice and manner are gentle, her visions for Judaism are prophetic and compelling, all the more so because her Judaism is poetic (she’s a published poet, after all), not like Judaism’s angry left whose religion has all the appeal of a term paper, all about “J,” “P,” Deutero-Isaiah; the kind who can’t look at any biblical verse with being “troubled” by it.
I’m sure Blu is going to be thrilled by his put-down of all those Jewish gals with their academic “achievements” and their “scholarship” and their un-gentle voices. But wait, there’s more:
Chabad women don’t conduct studies. They cook a chicken (or, Sarah Palin, a moose) and invite you over on Friday night. And college students, middle-class families, international businessmen want to be there.
Jonny feels Judaism could rejuvenate itself if only its women would put aside their scholarship and their ungentle ways and get their butts in front of the stove.
At that point you’d have to ask — this is worth rejuvenating?