Merry Kiwanuka, everybody!
In the spirit of Chrismukkah, the Christmas-Chanukah hybrid cooked up on The O.C., I feel we need a similar mash-up for those who celebrate Kwanzaa and Chanukah. And I think I’ve found the perfect name and spokesman in a certain New York Giants defensive end:
C’mon: His family is Ugandan and his first name is Mathias. He’s a natural. (Plus, the Chanuka menora has 9 candles [including the shamash] and the Kwanzaa kinara has 7 candles. I’m getting chills here!)
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December 9th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I understand the traditional Kiwanuki food is roasted leg of halfback.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
And we can’t forget Umenyiora, more familiarly known as “Quarterback Sack Day,” (as opposed to the British “Boxing Day”).