Ynet reports on New Year’s predictions from Israeli kabbalists. Highlights include the end of China, a giant jellyfish invasion, Israel becoming the ”richest country in the world in money and in spirit,” the death of “a leader” (really going out on a limb there), and a computer virus dubbed “‘Chernobyl.”
But here’s my favorite:
Lastly, in the months of Tevet and Shvat, [Rabbi Mordechai Ganot] recommends refraining from slaughtering geese “because at the time of slaughter, the angel of geese has permission to harm the slaughterer”.
There’s an angel of geese? Imagine how disappointing it would be to finally meet an angel and find out his sole responsibility is geese. “You have a terminal disease? Can’t help you there. Now, if you were a goose…”