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Nudnik Brooklyn rabbi Yehuda Levin blames this week’s east coast earthquake on gay marriage. (He’s the same homophobe who ghostwrote a notorious anti-gay campaign speech for New York gubernatorial contender Carl Paladino.)

Here’s the money quote from a video uploaded to YouTube:

“The Talmud states, ‘You have shaken your male member in a place where it doesn’t belong. I too, will shake the Earth,’” Levin says.

Does the Talmud really speak in such tortured and yucky metaphors? Does God really hand down judgment via one-liners? When the earth moved on Tuesday, was God really, um, behind it?

I can only imagine the fun Rabbi Levin will have once the hurricane starts blowing.